Paranoia; An RH. M Production

Monday, March 31, 2008

omg, i have this weird feeling that i'm going to go insane within the next few days.

anyway i'm going to be busy the next few days. i forgot to mention that my mom is now out of town, so i gotta manage the house by myself.

so far, i already destroyed the bookshelf.

bwahahaha

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

things tt make me laugh:

1)when i;m deep in my thoughts and my friend laurent puts a five cent coin in front of me.

" huh? " says i, looking at the coin and at him.

"penny for your thoughts." was the reply.

2)the weird things my other fren laxman can write in a script about environmental changes.

like for eg.:

i)Cow: (In a thick Indian accent) It’s always blame the cow. Anything wrong, easy, just blame the cow. Why is the cow always made the scapegoat? You worship the cow, you don’t blame it.

ii)The human: This must do it. I’ve tried every combination of tune and this is the last one. (Presses buttons on his computer in the tune of Koi Mil Gaya and to his surprise he receives a signal back). Holy hell! (At this point everything starts shaking and the lights go on and off. His table shakes violently and falls on him knocking him out. As he wakes up he is greeted at the sight of a strange being.) Please do not eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

iii)Alien: Well first I’ll need to find out more about your planet first. Send me a few suspects whom you think are causing the destruction of…

Human: Earth.

Alien: Yes. Send them over and I’ll un*earth* the mystery of who is actually responsible for your sad situation.

Human: Well it all started at seven when my school teacher…

Alien: (Cuts in) I’m talking about Earth.

iv)Alien: (Sorry wrong one. Points gadget again at the cow) I understand you have been uhmm belching a lot recently. Is that true?

Cow: You make us so fat with all your supplements and proteins. Of course we will belch a lot. Why the last time a little girl passed by and she said, you’re so fat even Dora couldn’t explore you!

3) the things i do to get myself out of trouble.

champa: ( trying to say something) melvin! i think we should like....

ms low: yes champa?

champa: (looks at teacher calmly ) may i use the bathroom?

4) my junior

" good afternoon mr azman." says me to him.
" good afternoon sir." says my junior.
" who's he? " he asks me.
" oh, just your vice principal."

5) fanfiction.mugglenet.com

humor stories are the best.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

MY THREE DAYS IN SIMUN, THE SINGAPORE MOCK UNITED NATIONS.

1st day.

woke up in time and dressed up to go for the SIMUN. felt nervous cause i had to represent MI and had to wear a collar shirt, skirt, blazer , STOCKINGS, and court shoes. felt good, until i realized what i had to carry. ( my laptop, stuffed in my bag, and my own personal bag.) wondered if i could call for a cab.decided against and took public transport.

reached school, felt stupid cause everyone looked cooler than me. damn it, geran and benjamin even colour- coordinated their outfits. took a bus, and reached the french school. dinesh and i marvel at the number of max's compatriots running around one place....too scary.

sat for opening ceremony. got bored 10 mins later. ceremony lasted for one and a half hour.

died of boredom....

then saw the ambassador of The Holy See....

and fell in love.

cause the guy?

he was SMOKING HOT.

couldn't get him out of my mind...

then i happened to spy upon some french kids walking.............

and my jaw dropped.

max was one of them!

hallucinations, thought i, then i turned to joke tt i saw max, and dinesh and kar yee were staring at him too!

it turned out the kid was just someone who resembled max a lot.....

and when i mean a lot, i really mean ALOT.

damn, i swear the french government is cloning him.

anyway, get back....

ate , then started lobbying in the human rights committee. made frens with the delegate of bhutan, then made aquaintances with botswana , greece , italy and many others. realize that i know the delegate of indonesia from last year's speech competition. realize that the holy see ambassador was sitting behind me. ooh!

we then voted that botswana be the main submitter. got a bit pissed with italy, though. she just got a bit on my nerves.

then debate began....my god never seen so many debaters in one place.

debate was fun though, the note taking was even better. got the securitaries running all over. france was so cute! she had this really cute accent...think she's german.

had dinner later after the thing was over with geran, kar yee, benjamin, sarina and ms choo at macs.
never have seen geran ate just to comfort himself.
he actually had a BIG MAC. a MEAL.

he was depressed.

2ND DAY.
went back to the human rights to debate again. got our resolution passed with 100% majority!( actually botswana did most of the work.). the holy see however managed to strike off clause 2 c) of our resolution, citing that it will not support this resolution as iraq has kidnapped many of its holy men of god. laughing all the way.....damn this guy, he is good!

turkmenistan got a bit pissed with the chair though, he actually stood up and said that he was discriminated against as he held his placard three times and yet nobody recognized him.....it was funny really. i nominated him for <"most likely delegate to turn into a terrorist.">

then went into the General Assembly and saw the claws come out....
my god, the russian delegate was good , but he did do a lot of smoke and mirrors......

3RD DAY.
i have this feeling my eyes have never seen so much weirdness.
israel declared war on iran! hahaha!!! so funny!the chairs were shocked , my greece delegate fren was whooping , and general assembly was in chaos.

our resolution failed in the general assembly....the deputy SG was livid. he was ranting about how is it that it can pass with 100% in the committee but can garner so many withdrawals of support in the GA.....

i was so pissed i went and stuffed myself with pasta for lunch.

but after all the chaos, we did get best resolution.

honestly, we did do good work.

more later. i got work to do and the holy see guy to fantasize about.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

damnit, damnit, damnit.

why did it happen again?

by the way , i forgot to mention....

i got a lovely new laptop!

whoohoo!!!

watched ah long pte ltd.

let's just say after the chinese pavarotti incident in the movie, i cannot stop laughing.
bought the soundtrack, listening to it now. loving the songs....

Saturday, March 08, 2008

I HAVE MET MY ENEMY.

AND HE IS A BIGOTTED DUMBASS.

this guy is the most idiotic person that i have ever seen. his stands are ridiculous ( but i can respect it.) the problem is, he's not using the right examples for his stand! and he had the cheek to say...

oh for gods sake, just read.

2007-12-30 08:51:40

KIEW ZHEN YI (07A4)

I'm only posting what the authorities are agreeing on here... and that also attracts criticism, I'm surprised or rather your minds are degenerating.. well. I mean what I say in the apology, I'm apologizing for what I done before.

If you guys could accept homos, let me ask you, would you expect your father kissing another guy at your home? Would you not look with contempt at a lesbian couple on bus when they kissed? I'm sure the answer is no. Homosexuality do come out for GP as far as I know so it's relevant.

I don't mean here I can't stand homos as a person but homos as a behavior. I also respect who they are but I would not think marriage should be allow for them and the act of homosexuality should not be encouraged. I strongly regard a person for who they are but not always what they do. It's like I can respect a murderer but not stand his or her actions.

okay, here's my argument to attack that.

2008-03-07 22:25:29

HA THUC CHAMPA (07A2)

"If you guys could accept homos, let me ask you, would you expect your father kissing another guy at your home? Would you not look with contempt at a lesbian couple on bus when they kissed? I'm sure the answer is no. ."- KZY

Irony number one: The arguement that he's using is stupid. Dude, i understand what u mean but here's a question i'll pose to u : Dun you feel uncomfortable when it's a HETEROSEXUAL COUPLE as well doing a PDA? Wouldn't a father be angry at their child, especially if the child is a girl , if she were to kiss her boyfriend at home? Ironic. You're using an argument that can be used for a normal couple! why then pick on the homosexuals? your arguement is therefore biased!!!

of course, if u have something against them, then tt's your problem, but think about your argument before posting.

so, there!my post! then he had the cheek to say this!

2008-03-08 08:06:57

KIEW ZHEN YI (07A4)

Champa, I love seeing heterosexuals on buses and trains kissing. I repeat again, I love. You know why? Because it's normal. Your father kiss your mother. Your mother have sex with your father to have you. It's part of nature and public expression of love makes you feel a sense of love and happiness too. Champa, perhaps you lack love in a this form.

oh my god, he did not just say that!

Gays are abnormal. They are the stigma of society and if their marriage were to be recognized, houses will have to be offered to them. This take away the rights of our future generation. There will also be no future generation if there are gays because more and more people will follow how a gay behave and turn gay instead. Gays are destructive. Most gays have more than 1 sex partners, check out any homosexual awareness site and you'll know. They are those people who do orgy perhaps, still think it's fine? Then HIV and AIDS is fine too. Criminalise gays, Singapore!

bigot!

so, now , slightly pissed, i reply on MI link.

2008-03-08 10:34:31

HA THUC CHAMPA (07A2)

"Champa, I love seeing heterosexuals on buses and trains kissing. I repeat again, I love. You know why? Because it's normal. Your father kiss your mother. Your mother have sex with your father to have you. It's part of nature and public expression of love makes you feel a sense of love and happiness too. Champa, perhaps you lack love in a this form."

uhhuh, perhaps i do lack love....see that;s why i spend most of my sorry little life reading , coming on to this forum to post my replies and hating ppl..

"Gays are abnormal. They are the stigma of society and if their marriage were to be recognized, houses will have to be offered to them. This take away the rights of our future generation. There will also be no future generation if there are gays because more and more people will follow how a gay behave and turn gay instead. Gays are destructive. Most gays have more than 1 sex partners, check out any homosexual awareness site and you'll know. They are those people who do orgy perhaps, still think it's fine? Then HIV and AIDS is fine too. Criminalise gays, Singapore!"

uhhuh, then in that case, u can punish the heterosexual couples too. orgies is basic sexual pleasure resulting from having sex with multiple partners at the same time, whether , homo or hetero. if u check online, you perhaps can see that. furthermore, homos, unlike what u may think, Zhen Yi, are humans. and all humans, no matter what you think, are abnormal. u are abnormal to me, others may think i'm abnormal in the way i think things, thus, you can't be the judge of every single human in this world, or in Singapore , for that matter. And AIDS and HIV? hm....u have forgotten then that HIV is mostly spread from most hetero couples....or perhaps u are blindsighted?

i'm not saying that u should be forced to like them, but, do take the advice of this thread. u can choose not to look, u can choose to do what you want, but dun try to make a whole country obey to what you want. chances are, a lot of people will end up hating you. or perhaps u want that?

i'm trying to be nice here , people! i'm trying to be nice!!! it may seem like a passionate speech with emotions, but i am trying to be nice!!!!

argh!!! why do humans have such opinions like tt? why? is there no hope for the human race?

see it's people like him that make me lose hope in humanity.

hey, do i seem like i'm making a mountain out of a molehill? good god, i o dun i?

i so gotta work on my speech!