Paranoia; An RH. M Production

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Have u ever had this feeling when you wake up that to day was going to be a good day?

i had.

i woke up this morning and i felt so gd abt my self i started singing"i feel good"

and believe me,if u have just came out baking cookies (raspberry tarts).u'll be having fun too!

Saturday, November 26, 2005

STAR WARS RAWK 4 EVER!!!!!!!!

today went 4 star wars exibtion

FUN!

if there is any other words,i cannot say a word.

FUN!

funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun.

i feel better than yesterday.
a whole lot better.

Friday, November 25, 2005

I used to be just tethering from somewhere to nowhere.i was in that space between both.

But now i've plunged myself towards nowhere.i'm crying ,but i can't feel a thing.

it's as if someone had switched off all the feelings in my head.i only feel a dull ache .

numb.i feel numb.

and guilt.loads of it.

my rabbit just died today.

i am the worst person in the world.

when my father passed away.i cried for only one full min.

then i couldn't do it anymore.

i had no feelings for him.so why should i cry?

he was never close to me and he was the worst husband in the world.and father as well.

but my aunt and uncle thought him differently.

to them he was charismatic ,charming ,polite and genourous.

i always wondered why is it that 2 ppl can view a man so differently.

isn't he the same man?

but now i think i understand.

one can think of me as polite and responsible.

another can think me rude and irresponsible.

basically i can only think this:

i hate myself.no matter what ppl say abt me.i hate myself.

i want to shout .i can't .it'll be rude.

i wish i can shout.the words are just burning in my mouth.they are keeping them shut.

i can't think.i just need someone to listen and not give any opinion for now.

i can't handle opinion now.Not now.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I just watched the sweetest show i ever seen.

The Perfect Man.

The show's abt how this girl holly (played by teen queen hilary Duff)tries to concoct the perfect man for her mother when her constant moving is getting to her.

in the show,holly gets a fren who draws comics.What she doesn't know is that the boy is smitten with her.
so the boy secretly draws stuff of her.As the heroine.

That's so sweet.

i'm not the type who acts all bimbotic and stuff.i'm just me.and sometimes...

well, i don't know.....

i just wish i had a guy like her.One who loves me the way i am and would go to the ends of the earth for me.

most guys won't do that.for me at least.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

ProngsPatronus731: You there Ron?
WeasleyKing#1: Yup. What's up Harry?
ProngsPatronus731: Not much. We got Malfoy good today huh?
WeasleyKing#1: Yea, that was really funny! I can't believe we didn't get detention for that! Afterall, he is Snape's favorite student, and we did do that in his class....
ProngsPatronus731: Hang on.... Hermione just signed on.

ProngsPatronus731 invites you to chat. Accept?You have just entered chatroom 45435784554567345

ProngsPatronus731: Anyone here?
WeasleyKing#1: I am.
SPEWgrl16: Hello!
WeasleyKing#1: What are you doing here?
SPEWgrl16: Harry invited me.
ProngsPatronus731: Have you done the homework yet Hermione?
SPEWgrl16: Why?
WeasleyKing#1: Because Harry and I need it.
SPEWgrl16: Is that all you wanted to talk to me for? Just to get the homework?
ProngsPatronus731: Well.... Yeah.
WeasleyKing#1: You didn't know that?

SPEWgrl16 has just signed off

WeasleyKing#1: Geez, what's her problem?
ProngsPatronus731: Dunno, we just wanted to see her homework!

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HaRRyPFaN has IMed you. Would you like to accept it?

ProngsPatronus731: Ummm.... hello?
HaRRyPFaN: Hi Harry!
ProngsPatronus731: Who is this?
HaRRyPFaN: It's me Harry! Colin!
ProngsPatronus731: Oh.
HaRRyPFaN: So what are you doing right now?
ProngsPatronus731: Sitting here talking to you, though I wish I wasn't.
HaRRyPFaN: Hahaha! You're funny Harry!
ProngsPatronus731: I wasn't joking.
HaRRyPFaN: Sure Harry, whatever you say.
ProngsPatronus731: Uhh, Colin, I have to go.Sorry.
HaRRyPFaN: Okay, bye Harry!

ProngsPatronus731 has just signed off

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WeasleyKing#1: You're going out with who?!
LilRedQUEEN: Ron! I knew I shouldn't have told you!
WeasleyKing#1: No! You're wrong! I'm the first one you should have told! I'm your brother!
LilRedQUEEN: Ugh Ron! It's not that big of a deal!
WeasleyKing#1: YES IT IS! HE SLEEPS IN MY DORM!
LilRedQUEEN: Fine, if you have a problem with it, you can talk to Dumbledore and see if he'll get Dean out of your dormitory!

LilRedQUEEN has just signed off

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WeasleyKing#1: Did Ginny tell you who she's going out with?
SPEWgrl16: No.
SPEWgrl16: Dean did though.
WeasleyKing#1: AAAAAARGH!!!!!!
SPEWgrl16: You're not taking it very well are you?
WeasleyKing#1: What do you think?
SPEWgrl16: I think you're being rather immature Ron!
SPEWgrl16: Ron?

Auto response from WeasleyKing#1: If your name is Hermione Granger, I don't want to talk and you better sign off now!

SPEWgrl16: Fine!

SPEWgrl16 has just signed off

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PoTTeRsHooDDIE has just IMed you. Would you like to accept it?

PoTTeRsHooDDIE: I'm going to kill you Potter.
ProngsPatronus731: Somehow I don't feel I need to ask who this is.
PoTTeRsHooDDIE: That wasn't funny what you did to me in Potions yesterday.
ProngsPatronus731: Okay, how do you have my screenname? And yes, it was funny.
PoTTeRsHooDDIE: That stupid mudblood Creevey gave it to me. He just loves you doesn't he? ProngsPatronus731: Yes, well we all have our differences and that seems to be his.
PoTTeRsHooDDIE: Except me of course! I am the most perfect person in everyway!
ProngsPatronus731: Yeah, except for one little thing; YOU ARE A GIT!
PoTTeRsHooDDIE: Bring it on, Daddy's Boy!
ProngsPatronus731: Meet me in the library right now, and we'll settle things out face to face!PoTTeRsHooDDIE: Fine!

ProngsPatronus731 is away at 7:22:18 PM

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ProngsPatronus731 is away at 7:22:18 PM

HaRRyPFaN: Hi Harry!

Auto response from ProngsPatronus731: Kickin' Malfoy's butt outside the library right now. Be back later.

HaRRyPFaN: Oh.

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urSECRETluvr: I've never met anyone ever before like you Hermione.
SPEWgrl16: Really? Is that good or bad?
urSECRETluvr: That's good. I think you're the prettiest girl at Hogwarts!
SPEWgrl16: Thanks. I wish you would tell me who you were.
urSECRETluvr: I can't.
SPEWgrl16: Why not?
urSECRETluvr: I'm not ready yet.

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SPEWgrl16 invites you to chat. Accept?

You have just entered chatroom 294712913743

8SPEWgrl16: Hey do either of you know who urSECRETluvr is?
WeasleyKing#1: Nope.
ProngsPatronus731: No, but I know who my real lover is...
WeasleyKing#1: Who?
ProngsPatronus731: Cho.
SPEWgrl16: So you too are going out again then?
ProngsPatronus731: Yea. *Stares off dreamily...* hang on....

PotterChik has entered the room

PotterChik: Hello!
WeasleyKing#1: Hi!
SPEWgrl16: New Screen name Cho?
PotterChik: Yup. *blushes*
SPEWgrl16: Hey do you happen to know who urSECRETluvr is?
PotterChik: Sorry, no. Why? Are they IMing you?
SPEWgrl16: Not at the moment, but they seem to know who I am. They won't say because apparently, 'They're not ready'. That makes me sad....
PotterChik: Awww, I'm sorry.
WeasleyKing#1: Are you two done yet?
ProngsPatronus731: Yea, I didn't invite you into this chat for you to ignore me completely!
PotterChik: Fine.

PotterChik has left the room

SPEWgrl16 has left the room

WeasleyKing#1: What is it with girls today?
ProngsPatronus731: Dunno....

ProngsPatronus731 has left the room

WeasleyKing#1: Well fine! Everyone just ditch Ron so that he can talk to himself! I'll just sit here and wait for someone to come back.

WeasleyKing#1 has left the room

WeasleyKing#1 has signed off

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ProngsPatronus731 Buddy Profile:Hahaha, poured Malfoy's potion over his head on Tuesday, and I didn't get caught! Yeah! My life rocks! Anyway, we settled things out and he had to go to the Hospital Wing when I was threw with him.... Beat Hufflepuff in our last Quidditch match, and now we're in first place! GO GRYFFINDOR!! Slytherin in second, Ravenclaw in third, and Hufflepuff last...... in case anyone was wondering.I didn't finish the History of Magic notes we were supposed to take for homework-- HERMIONE PLEASE LEMME COPY!ME + CHO = LOVE! Cho, if life was a cake, I'd share it with you....

PoTTeRsHooDIE Buddy Profile:Like my SN says, POTTER SHOULD DIE! And I hate you too, Weasel King.

SPEWgrl16 Buddy Profile: NO HARRY! I WILL NOT LET YOU COPY MY NOTES!Does anyone know who urSECRETluvr is? He keeps IMing me and I really want to know who he is! TELL ME!Ron: ^ Read the above note to Harry. IT GOES FOR YOU TOO!

WeasleyKing#1 Buddy Profile: Will someone please explain to me why Ginny is going out with Dean? Thank you.Tuesday was one of the best days of my life. We got Malfoy so good! Hahaha!PLEASE HERMIONE GIVE ME YOUR NOTES! I NEED THEM!We won! We won! YES! Well done, Gryffindor!

LilRedQUEEN Buddy Profile: I love you Dean! LOVE LOVE LOVE! Tell Ron he needs to be more mature about us going out...GRYFFINDOR WON! WOOHOO!

PotterChik Buddy Profile:Awwww, that's so sweet Harry! I read your Profile! I love you too! Good job Gryffindors, though we are going to kick your butts in the next Quidditch match. me + Harry = love! I'd share my cake with you too Harry!

HaRRyPFaN Buddy Profile: I OWN THE OFFICIAL HARRY POTTER FANCLUB!
Anyone want to join?

urSECRETluvr Buddy Profile:

The loneliness of nights so long
The search for strength to carry on
My every hope had seemed to die
My eyes had no more tears to cry
Then like the sun shined from up above
You surrounded me with your endless love
And all the things I couldn't see
Are now so clear to me
You are my everything
Nothing your love won't bring
My life is yours alone
The only love I've ever known
Your spirit pulls me through
When nothing else will do
Every night I pray on bended knee
That you will always be
My everything
Now all my hopes and all my dreams
Are suddenly reality
You've opened up my heart to feel
The kind of love that's truly real
A guiding light that'll never fade
There's not a thing in life that I would ever trade
For the love you give and won't let go
I hope you'll always know
You are my everything
Nothing your love won't bring
My life is yours alone
The only love I've ever known
Your spirit pulls me through
When nothing else will do
Every night I pray on bended knee
That you will always be
My everything
You're the breath of life in me
The only one that sets me free
And you have made my soul complete
For all time
For all time
You are my everything
Nothing your love won't bring
My life is yours alone
The only love I've ever known
Your spirit pulls me through
When nothing else will do
Every night I pray on bended knee
That you will always be
My everything

This song was dedicated to Hermione Granger, my one and only true love. Written and Sung by Singing Sorceress, Celestina Warbeck

[A/N: Okay, not reall
y, it was actually done by 98 degrees...]
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right now in a space between somewhere and nowhere.

almost teetering to nowhere,the space which makes me the most useless.

i am nothing.u know nothing.

i feel as though everyone hates me.

no one truly likes me for who i am .

by the time i am 25,i would most likely be in a job which i would devote myself fully as i have nothing that i care for in this world.

and i fear that i would only have cats and books as my companions.

no social life of course.

i am one of the most useless otakus around.

someone up there really hates me.

crap.i have truly fallen into nowhere.

Great.i just jammed the com just now and only go it back now.

someone up there must hate me.

U know ,i just read through my last post and realized that i just blasphemed a lot today.and sunday is the day to worship god.

U know what ?i don't care.

Gigantic crap.

Right now,i'm not supposed to be using the computer.

But who the f cares ?
(pardon the vulgarities.)

i hate my life.

i'm not allowed to go out to buy books.

i'm not supposed to use the com.

what am i supposed to do?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?

DO MY HOMEWORK ,OF COURSE!

I HATE IT WHEN THEY DO THIS TO ME!

It's the holidays.the time to relax.the time to hang loose.

and i can't do what i want to do!!!!!!!!!

i wish i can be in hk right now.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Today was the last day of a maths remedial.

a few mins after 1155,a scream could be heard from one of the top classrooms.That was me.i think.i;m not sure.

anyway,after that ,i left for ELDDS,and accidently walked in on Ms.Huang scolding the entire society....and because i didn't have my glasses,the b4k4 didn't know why every one was staring at her....

how embarrassing was that!

and anyway,after the entire meeting Ms.Tan called me,sessh,thanu,viha ,vidhya and another gal to stay back.it turns out she selected us for next year's debate team.How exciting!

Y.j. made the team too,but she wasn't here today.how sad.i left her a note earlier with her worksheet in her letterbox,i do hope she got it.

Sessh are i are good friends now.I mean,i think it was inevitable.both of us are in the same cca,with similar interests(maple,thick books,harry potter,manga and eragon).He's like a little brother to me. Last Sunday,i couldn't help but ruffle his hair a bit. He looks so cute!Just like my little cousin arthur.

Now that i think abt it ,i think my relationship with ELDDS is getting better than the beginning of the year.I have acquired two little sisters(shu ling and xinhuii),two brothers(sessh and dicky) ,an older sister(vihasini) and others.they are my family .i feel my best with them and i wish that the time i spent with with them would last forever....though i won't say the same for school.

Oh,yeah i just told Vanessa(my cousin, not my junior) to either shut up or i'll shove the computer"up the part of the bosy where the sun doesn't shine.i can be childish sometimes. Hohum.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The revolution

My fren,

have u heard of the revolution?
it comes today,to bring joy to nay.
this feeling of freedom is binding to me.
i don't understand,do u?

sometimes i just wanna be free,
to live out this life and then proceed
but Fate is a tricky thing,it's a giant coaster ride
with ups,downs,lefts,rights and loops ,almost like taking flight.

I just wanna live out this life
without any bindings and chains.
But my strength too weak,my feelings too.
I just can't beat the revolution.

The revolution of Love.

B4K4

CAN I FIGHT THE REVOLUTION TOO?

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The HP Family Quiz made by Sapphire.

The HP Boy Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.

i'm married to.....

The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.

I, Sirius Black, last in the line of the Noble and Most Foul House of Black, am dead (or so it would seem). Hopefully, I have died doing something spectacular and dangerous, rather than something dull like being poisoned by one of Nymphadora Tonks’ casseroles (please, for the sake of humanity, order take-out from now on). This document has been written so that those who survive me (you must be bored silly without me!) will inherit my estate and possessions without having to hold a mud-wrestling competition to decide who receives what (sorry to disappoint you, Remus).

The first item on the list is Number 12, Grimmauld Place. The house and the property are hereby given to Mr. Harry J. Potter, who is free to do as he sees fit. I would personally recommend tearing it down, as it is very old, decrepit and smells of cabbage, similar to the house-elf who dwells within. Everything contained within the house is granted to Harry Potter as well, except for a few items which are listed below:

Buckbeak, the Hippogriff, should be returned to Hagrid promptly, because he is getting rather fat sitting around the house all day eating rats. I have tried several times to take him out for a run, but he simply refuses to wear sweat pants, even though I have insisted lime-green looks fabulous on him. Hagrid, old friend, you may wish to enrol him in an aerobics class.

My flying motorbike, my pride and joy, is hereby passed on to Albus Dumbledore. I know you have had your eye on it for a while (although I’m not sure at what point someone as unbelievably ancient as yourself would have a midlife crisis and want a motorbike), although you may want to tuck your extensive beard into your belt before flying anywhere. I suppose by now it has nearly reached your ankles, and has several squirrels living inside of it. Keep them well-fed and someday they can become your minions.

To Professor McGonagall, who was a real good sport that time I “borrowed” her broomstick in my first year of school (the important thing is that I managed to find all the pieces), I shall return the spare key to the girls’ locker room which I managed to get a hold of in my fifth year. It is hidden beneath the statue of Boris the Bewildered. Also, I know you are quite fond of the grandfather clock in Black Manor; it is now yours as well, although you might want to get rid of the ghoul who lives inside of it.

All the gold in my vault at Gringotts shall be divided in half. One half will be given to my dear old chum, Remus Lupin (buy yourself something nice, or else I’ll find a way to come back and haunt you). The other half is to be given to the Weasley family, for all their support and help, not to mention Molly’s wonderful cooking, which kept me looking forward to Order meetings. Molly, you can now tell everyone that it was your excellent chocolate cake which kept me from going completely insane (a major feat, considering I was halfway there already).

Upstairs in 12 Grimmauld Place is a very large library full of old books I have never read. These are now the property of Hermione Granger, who will find them far more interesting than I ever did. Hopefully, they will help you on your path to becoming the most talented witch of your generation. Be warned, however: some of them bite. It would be best to poke them with a long stick first before reading them.

To Ron Weasley, I would like to pass on my old broomstick. No, it’s not a Firebolt, but it is a very valuable broom, in top condition. It is a custom-made Nebula 700 (they don’t make them anymore, so it’s quite rare as well), flies beautifully, and by the time you finish school it will be worth nearly two hundred Galleons. Take good care of it, and it will get you through many years of Quidditch matches.

To Nymphadora “Don’t Call Me Nymphadora” Tonks and Alastor Moody, I would like to hand over any and all Dark Arts-related items in 12 Grimmauld Place. The house is a mine of information about the Death Eaters and Voldemort, no doubt you two can dig up all the things you need to convict every last one of them. There are some rather damning photographs in my mother’s old room, including a revolting portrait of my dear old cousin Bellatrix and her husband, standing on either side of Voldemort himself. Watch out for the bottom corner, where I vomited upon seeing it for the first time.

To Severus Snape, I will return the many, many things I once stole from his schoolbag, just because I’m such a nice guy. These include several textbooks, a photo of his mum (how come you never told me she was such a fox? Shame her looks don’t run in the family), and his pet rat (although I’m afraid he’s passed on since then). I will also include a gift certificate to Madame Mina’s Hair Salon, for reasons which are quite obvious.Last of all, there is the matter of my godfatherly duties.

Remus, I am leaving it up to you to be there for Harry since I cannot. Teach him everything you know, especially how to get himself out of trouble, because if he truly is James' son, he'll need all the help he can get.Finally, to everyone: Do not be upset that I’ve died, there are things much worse than death (like having to hear Remus sing in the shower; my friend, “Light My Fire” does not sound good when coming out of the mouth of a werewolf with a hangover), and no matter what, as long as you never forget me, then I haven’t really died, have I?

Cheers, and may you all spend your lives having as much fun as I have.-Sirius Black

You won't believe what i found at www.mugglenet.com:

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I have been viewing www.fanfiction.mugglenet.com regularly, and I am shocked at how you people have degraded my friends and I. The things I have been seeing on this site have, frankly, are absolutely ABOMINABLE(I learnt that word from Hermione!). I had expected enamoring(I learnt that word from Hermione, too), though maybe a little clumsily done, stories about Ginny’s and my life together, and Ron and Hermione’s budding feelings for each other (oh, if Ron or Hermione sees this I’ll be in so much trouble), and tales about me defeating Voldemort, or perhaps some attempts at humor, but I am appalled at how many misconceptions there are about our world (most of them being absolutely outrageous and disgusting).

Common misconception # 1: I AM GAY. This utterly disgusts me, and I have even come across many ‘fanfics’ that involve me and MALFOY in a...er...relationship. OK, now I have to get Hermione to Scourgify my brain, that thought is completely repulsive. Some fanfictions have RON and I in a...er...relationship. This is NOT true, so STOP WRITING FANFICTIONS IN WHICH I AM GAY!!!

Common misconception # 2: Hermione and I are in love. Although this is not as bad as the above theory, it is still really bad. Hermione and I are FRIENDS and always will be FRIENDS, and nothing else. Hermione and RON are in love (they deny it, but we all know that it’s true), so you may write fanfictions about them being in a relationship. For all of you people who thing that me and Hermione should have a relationship, you are delusional! You hear me?! DELUSIONAL! DE-LU-SION-AL!".

Common misconception # 3: GINNY AND MALFOY ARE IN LOVE. How DARE you put MALFOY in MY place in Ginny’s heart?!?!?!?! Ginny is MINE and always will be, and she would NEVER fall for a guy like MALFOY!!! He is a DEATH EATER, for heaven’s sake!!!! CURSE YOU, EVIL, YOUNG, ASPIRING AUTHORS!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!

Common misconception # 4: My parents are alive but I do not know it. Hello? My parents are DEAD! The idea that they would be alive would be completely AU. As much as it would improve my life, my parents are not alive, so QUIT MAKING ME MORE DEPRESSED THAN I ALREADY AM!!!

Common misconception # 5: Snape is nice. God, you are stupid. Has Snape shown any compassion at all towards anyone except for the Slytherins? NO!!! He is a BIASED, EVIL, MEAN MAN AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT!!! Sure, he saved my life in my first year, but he couldn’t hate my father’s memory (or me) in peace if he didn’t save (or try to save) my life. And HE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!! Our side’s greatest hope (although popular opinion makes me their greatest hope) was Dumbledore, AND SNAPE KILLED HIM!!! Now you’ve made me all riled up, and I’m going to take out my frustration on Ron and Hermione more than usual.

Common misconception # 6: Snape is my father. Um...EW!!! I bear NO resemblance whatsoever to Snape, and I do NOT share ANY of his...qualities. I am the spitting image of my father (except for my eyes, which are my mother’s), and although I have black hair, and Snape does too, my hair is not at all greasy, and my father’s hair was black too, and my hair sticks up exactly the way my father’s hair did.

Common misconception # 7: Neville is the boy who the prophecy was talking about. That is not true. Before Voldemort tried to kill me, Neville had just as much a chance as I did to be The Boy Who Lived, but Voldemort regarded ME as his equal, so now there is no doubt that I am the Chosen One (but don’t EVER call me that. OR The Boy Who Lived. It’s getting really old).

Common misconception # 8: Voldemort is sane. Not true. Not true, not true, not true, not true. Voldemort is an evil, twisted, power-hungry lunatic who killed countless, innocent people because of their heritage (and because he was bored). Nobody can help who their parents are. Voldemort probably wishes he could, because with a father who abandoned him when he was a young, defenseless baby, who wouldn’t want a different dad? Voldemort, though, is STILL at fault for what he has done over the years, because he took it way too hard. What a drama king (although, I, myself, have taken my parent’s loss very hard-and the fact that I have to live with the horrible Dursleys - at least VOLDEMORT didn’t have to live with THEM-I have not taken MY loss as hard as HIS). Oh boy, if anybody needs therapy, it’s Voldemort. He needs a team of psychiatrists, just waiting for Voldy to have another of his breakdowns.

Common misconception # 9: Voldemort will see the error of his ways someday. Two words: I WISH. This will never happen. Ever. If he had the therapy a little EARLIER, maybe, but as people NEGLECTED to see the consequences of NOT giving Voldemort therapy, he will now NEVER see the error of his ways, because now, NO PHYSCHIATRIST IS SAFE AROUND HIM (well, actually...nobody is safe around him)!!! And now, HE IS AN EVIL, TWISTED, DEFORMED, BALD, OLD FRUIT LOOP (in case you didn’t know)!!! I blame Trelawney. She’s supposed to see these things coming, isn’t she?

Common misconception # 10: Grawp will become a cultured and polished...giant. No way! If HAGRID can’t become groomed (he can’t even tame his hair! It’s messier than MINE!), how can Grawp? Though, when used properly, this idea can be a nice source of humor, it is a preposterous idea.

Common misconception # 11: MALFOY AND HERMIONE ARE IN LOVE. GROSS!!! You people have SICK MINDS!!! Malfoy is a dirty, lying, mean, stuck-up BRAT, who is just...just...EVIL. And Hermione is a nice, smart, honest individual who sticks up for poor, defenseless, brainwashed house-elves (even though, as Ron and I have constantly tried to tell her, they DON’T NEED HER HELP, because THEY LIKE THEIR JOB!!! I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND PAY ATTENTION TO IT). NOT A GOOD COMBINATION!!! STOP PUTTING MALFOY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FRIENDS (And my GIRLFRIEND. And ME, for that matter)!!!

Common misconception # 12:GINNY AND I WILL NOT BE TOGETHER FOR ETERNITY. THIS IS THE MOST SERIOUS MISCONCEPTION OF THEM ALL (besides misconception #s 1 & 3)!!! WE ARE FATED TO BE WITH EACH OTHER!!! IT DOESN’T TAKE A SEER TO SEE THIS!!! ANY FOOL CAN SEE THAT WE ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!

Well, now that I have made these issues clear, I hope that you will see the error of YOUR ways (YOU are capable of that, even if Voldemort isn’t capable of seeing the error of HIS ways). Hoping my words will have effect,Thanking you for your time,Disrespectfully yours(no, not yours in that way, however much may want it-can’t see why, though),Harry Potter

PS: I do not mean any harm to those who mean my friends and I none. I am only speaking to the people who have slandered my friends and I (and the whole wizarding world), and made several serious mistakes.

PPS: I enclose a restraining order. Don’t ever bug us again.